A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment, then replied, “A martini, please”.
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered, “Oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. . . .
The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try different tactic. He returned and took a seat.
Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.
A martini, please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked, “What is your IQ, sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh, about 100″. So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool…. Again a martini, and the question “What is your IQ?”
This time the man drawled out “Uh . . . ’bout 50.”
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, “A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?”
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Conservatives, And Liberals! I Need Help On This! What Do You Think????
Posted on 21 February 2010 by admin
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February 21st, 2010 at 10:23 pm
LOL———Thanks—-in view of the fact we have to relentlessly face tragic and heavy issues it is a pleasure to take the time to smile———-and what a better way than to stomp a liberal. LOL
February 22nd, 2010 at 12:16 am
How true!!!
I would have said Obama, though. Did you know he sponsored a resolution to make asking for ID at voting booths illegal?
You would HAVE to have an IQ below 50 to think that’s a good idea!!!
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:17 am
That was great.
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:38 am
The man leaves again, and once more returns.
He asks for a martini, the robot once more asked, “What is your IQ sir?”
The man drools a bit,” Derrrrr… uhhhh ’bout uh 23.”
The robot clicked once more and asked the man, “Man, did you hear what Rush Limbaugh had to say today? Isn’t he just the most intelligent voice on the radio?”
EDIT: Stealing involves me taking your joke and calling it my own, i am merely emulating.
February 22nd, 2010 at 10:08 am
not funny at all. why would someone who has an iq of 100 like nascar, that’s WAY too high.
February 22nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
It owuld be funnier if we didn’t have our current president to use for comparison…I am not voting for Hillary, but it sure has nothing to do with her intelligence!
February 22nd, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Ha! That about sums it up!
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:01 pm
HAHAHAAA.. Oh wait… that wasn’t a joke… Maybe we should start getting concerned.
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Hey xenypoo that was really good!!! lol
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:17 am
All good honest, decent Patriotic Americans with an IQ over 75 want Hilary for President.
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:56 am
lol, good joke.. I may substitute Bush in there and reuse it!
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:52 am
Not funny as written. I would have to change the last line to reflect something mean about Bush supporters. Then it would be pretty funny. Thanks for the idea.
February 23rd, 2010 at 1:32 pm
It took a while to get to the “ultimate” answer